Ryan is a very very curious little boy. He is a very goofy person too. Tonight I gave him a bath. While playing with some toys he looked down, pointed at his chest and said, “Daddy, what are these?”. I told him they were his nipples. Then, of course, he asked what they were for. The only thing I could think of was “nothing”. He then told me “they are for when you drink milk.” Oi!

Kids certainly say the darnedest things. We were at the local market the other day to fulfill our grocery list. Ryan chose to ride in the little car cart. The one that is completely filthy from being outside and having other kids just beat the crap out of it. So he is sitting in this car, spinning the steering wheel and leaning out saying goofy things. We get to the deli counter behind a large lady. I think I was in a zone of some sort so did not fully comprehend what was taking place. But once I came to I realized my son had his hand out of the car, pointing at the lady while yelling, “Look at THAT belly, mommy!” I had to give him a scolding.

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